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jeudi 12 juillet 2007

blague anglaise

The captain of a Syrian Air Force transport flying over theMediterranean sends out a MAYDAY message: "This is Syrian Air Force # 174 announcing we have lost one engine and want to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!"
No answer.
A while later he announces, "This is Syrian Air Force # 174 again. We have now lost two engines and need to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!"
Silence.
A short while later the captain announces, "This is Syrian Air Force #174 We are desperate. We have now lost THREE engines an urgently ask permission to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!"
Still no answer .
Finally the captain calls out, "Help! This is Syrian Air Force #174. We have only one engine left and it is rapidly failing. Unless we can land we are going to crash. We need permission to land at ANY airport in the Middle East INCLUDING Israel!"
Shortly thereafter, a voice is heard in the Syrian cockpit: "Shalom Syrian Air Force # 174. This is Tel Aviv approach control. We would like to help."
"Allah is praised," says the Syrian pilot.
"Please give meinstructions."
"Do you speak Hebrew?"
"No"
"OK, then please repeat after me: Yitgadal Viyitkadash Shimay Rabbah......"

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chaya; 12 juillet 2007 à 19:20
chana kestecher a dit…: u nutter! tee hee; 17 juillet 2007 à 08:31
Tammy a dit…: hee hee ho; 19 juillet 2007 à 15:25

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A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments. The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our schul's custom during the reading of the Ten Commandments?" "Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz. "Yesterday we read the Ten Commandments. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down... " "That," said the old man, "is our custom."

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jeudi 12 juillet 2007

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