Beth Rivkah Yerres - France: septembre 2007

mardi 25 septembre 2007

Mazel Tov Tova

Tova's engaged!!!!

Wishing you all a great Succos. (Chana I'm boooored here, come back!!!)

Je vs souhaite ts une trés bonne Sukkot

vendredi 21 septembre 2007

fast well & pray well

gmar chatima tova

(4 all the side by side-ers - a git gebencht yohr;))

may this year be full of blessings, health, wealth, success, happiness etc, for us all!!

que cette annee soit remplie de bra`hot, sante, parnassah, hatzla`ha, joi, etc, pour nous tous!!

shana tova:)!!!!

lundi 10 septembre 2007

samedi 8 septembre 2007

MAZAL TOV

IMMENSE MAZAL TOV
A DVORAH PRACHAR (HABIB)
POUR LA NAISSANCE
DE SA 2e FILLE:
STERNA SARAH
QUELQUES HEURES
APRES HAI ELLOUL!!!

vendredi 7 septembre 2007

MAZAL TOV

MAZAL TOV

A HAYA BENELBAZ (GHEBALI)

ET A CHAJA BENJAMINSON (VORST)

CHACUNE POUR LA NAISSANCE DE SA FILLE

JEUDI 23 ET VENDREDI 24 ELLOUL.

QU'ELLES PUISSENT VOUS AMENER

ENCORE PLUS DE LUMIERE

mardi 4 septembre 2007

Un apercu du marriage de chana nakar a toronto

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is...TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE: All right.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-LTEACHER: No, that's wrong.GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME ."

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A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments. The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our schul's custom during the reading of the Ten Commandments?" "Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz. "Yesterday we read the Ten Commandments. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down... " "That," said the old man, "is our custom."

Beth Rivkah Yerres - France

mardi 25 septembre 2007

Mazel Tov Tova

vendredi 21 septembre 2007

lundi 10 septembre 2007

samedi 8 septembre 2007

MAZAL TOV

vendredi 7 septembre 2007

MAZAL TOV

mardi 4 septembre 2007

Un apercu du marriage de chana nakar a toronto

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