Beth Rivkah Yerres

vendredi 30 mars 2007

Mariage de Dvorah Esther Vorst

Dvorah Esther vous annonce sa date de mariage be"h le mercredi 13 Sivan, 30 Mai en Hollande!
Les billets de train coutent environ 100€ chez www.sncf.com , ne tardez pas à l'acheter, car les prix monteront vite...

PESSAH CASHER VESAMEAH

mercredi 28 mars 2007

mazal tov

mazal tov sarah altabe pour la brit de son neveu - mordechai!!!!!! hope he brings you lots of happiness and simcha (haha)!!!

jeudi 22 mars 2007

MAZAL TOV TO SHTERNI RABIN

Mazel to Shterni on the birth of her new niece

mercredi 21 mars 2007

happy Pesach

פסח כשר ושמח

mardi 20 mars 2007

Mazal Tov!!!

La GAGNANTE du CONCOURS DE DEGUISEMENT est......... Dvorah Attal /Aziza !

Elle doit encore decider quelle parure en perle elle veut.

chaya

P.S. Dvorah, je vait te envoiyer une email.

lundi 19 mars 2007

Voila Dvora Aziza tu voulait voir une photo de moi. 'csb' cest moi, chaya sima benjaminson (vorst).

Israel/England

Israel is playing England on the 24th....

What am I going to do??? Who do I support??? I've ordered a t-shirt which is half the England shirt and half the Israel shirt

HAPPY PESACH

I WISH YOU ALL A GREAT PESACH

dimanche 18 mars 2007

Bracha Leah Weingarten (Vorst) had a baby girl Tziporah Chana!

Chaya Mushka Braiding the Seguah Challah!

Avremal Braiding the Seguah Challah!

Chaya Mushka Meets her new baby sister!

Avremal Meets Tziporah Chana!

The Weingarten Girls!

jeudi 15 mars 2007

THE FIRBANKS ON PURIM :)

Mariage de Nehama Maslia'h / Bokobza!!!

Hier soir, mercredi 14 mars, c'était son mariage!

Regardez comment elle était maginifique...:

Dini Goldstein, Libby Weinberger,

Chana Shpringer (Edelman), NEHAMA, et moi!

mercredi 14 mars 2007

le nettoyage de pesa'h

j'etais entrain de nettoyer sa chambre et voila elle est montee dedans!

Chani m'aide a nettoyer!

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is...TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE: All right.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-LTEACHER: No, that's wrong.GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME ."

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A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments. The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our schul's custom during the reading of the Ten Commandments?" "Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz. "Yesterday we read the Ten Commandments. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down... " "That," said the old man, "is our custom."

Beth Rivkah Yerres - France

vendredi 30 mars 2007

Mariage de Dvorah Esther Vorst

mercredi 28 mars 2007

mazal tov

jeudi 22 mars 2007

MAZAL TOV TO SHTERNI RABIN

mercredi 21 mars 2007

happy Pesach

mardi 20 mars 2007

lundi 19 mars 2007

Israel/England

HAPPY PESACH

dimanche 18 mars 2007

Bracha Leah Weingarten (Vorst) had a baby girl Tziporah Chana!

jeudi 15 mars 2007

THE FIRBANKS ON PURIM :)

Mariage de Nehama Maslia'h / Bokobza!!!

mercredi 14 mars 2007

le nettoyage de pesa'h

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