desole mais c'est en englais

mercredi 25 avril 2007

desole mais c'est en englais

Great Answering Machine Messages

1.. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

2.. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3.. Hi. Now you say something.

4.. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

5.. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?

6.. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

7.. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

4 commentaires:

Sarah Alt a dit…: trop cool!
je cherche lequel je peux mettre sur ma messagerie de portable mais en francais c nul!
le 5. est trop bien! what are u?; 26 avril 2007 à 10:48
chana kestecher a dit…: haha. very cute. if i knew how 2 work my answering machine, i`d 4 sure use 1 of those :p; 27 avril 2007 à 06:43
csb a dit…: if someone has something cute (and kosher) you are welcome to put it on.
chaya; 27 avril 2007 à 09:29
Tammy a dit…: Chana I'll show you how to do it... tebé I'll try find something in frog for you; 3 mai 2007 à 05:18

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joke

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is...TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE: All right.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-LTEACHER: No, that's wrong.GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME ."

joke

A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments. The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our schul's custom during the reading of the Ten Commandments?" "Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz. "Yesterday we read the Ten Commandments. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down... " "That," said the old man, "is our custom."

Beth Rivkah Yerres - France

mercredi 25 avril 2007