Beth Rivkah Yerres - France: octobre 2007

jeudi 25 octobre 2007

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UN TRES GRAND MAZAL TOV AU SIMHOT POUR LEURS SMAHOT

MAZAL TOV aux garcons...

un très grand

MAZAL TOV

à Simha Sebarg (Benelbaz)

et à Simha Elezam (Bitton)

pour la naissance de leur fils!!!

Juste pour vous faire un petit coucou a toutes.... Les news chez moi : hier c'etait la bar mitsva des nizards, c'etait TREIZE sympa... , ma fille a 4 dents, dans un mois elle aura un an erev hannuka beezrat hashem, mon fils est propre c'est tres pratique.... En tous cas a bientotet Chabat Chalom....

mercredi 17 octobre 2007

MAZAL TOV

à STERNA LADAYOV (msika) et à ELLA

pour leur anniversaire le 2 Hechvan!

dimanche 14 octobre 2007

regardez un petit clip de la "securité" de la douane

dimanche 7 octobre 2007

yossef itshak dardour et sa maman souhaite a toutes mes copines un tres
grand chana tova oumetouka!!
moed tov!!
bisous a toutes

hanna dardour

Message sérieux!!!

Loue un 3 pièces au 2ème étage dans un immeuble de 2 étages (grand pavillon) dans un beau quartier pavillonnaire de Choisy le roi (limite Créteil) , proche de Yerres. A 5min de Belle épine et de Thiais village (2grds centres commerciaux) et à 10 min de Créteil soleil. Proche de petits commerçants:Lidl à 2min, Franprix, boulangerie, pharmacie , la poste...
Shoul chaleureuse et conviviale en bas de l'immeuble!!!!

Un super avantage: tu seras ma voisine!!!!! C'est un immeuble de juifs ce qui est tres rassurant, pas de pb le chabat , pas de voyous... en plus ça dépanne bien pr les ptits oublis !!!!!!

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Parles en autour de toi , on ne sait jamais,ça peut éviter des galeres a certains!!!!
En tt cas , franchement cest une affaire en or, ça vaut le coup!!!
alors dépeches toi, tu n'es pas la seule!!!!! A tres vitee

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is...TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE: All right.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-LTEACHER: No, that's wrong.GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME ."

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A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments. The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our schul's custom during the reading of the Ten Commandments?" "Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz. "Yesterday we read the Ten Commandments. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down... " "That," said the old man, "is our custom."

Beth Rivkah Yerres - France

jeudi 25 octobre 2007

MAZAL TOV aux garcons...

SALUT

mercredi 17 octobre 2007

MAZAL TOV

dimanche 14 octobre 2007

regardez un petit clip de la "securité" de la douane

dimanche 7 octobre 2007

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