Beth Rivkah Yerres

lundi 5 mars 2007

Some photos of Purim on the streets of London

SOME PHOTOS OF PURIM IN LONDON

Purim Competition

THIS IS OUR ENTRY FOR THE PURIM COMPETITION

(Tammy, Kesti and Sarah Altabé who was in London for Purim)

The first photo is the front view. We all have some kind of plaits (Tebé is hiding behind us). The second photo is the back view. I have a red L coz I'm still a Learner. Chana has a green L coz she passed and is now a new driver and Sarah has the French version which is a red A (along with two French flags so people know she a frenchie)

We had a great time, people thought we were mad walking around with crazy hair.... we had big bouncy balloons....GREAT PURIM!!!!

Quelques fotos de purim a Crown Heights

On veut voir des fotos de purim chez toi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dimanche 4 mars 2007

Pourim en Mexique

jeudi 1 mars 2007

HAPPY PURIM

A FREILICHEN PURIM

(Yes! that is the only words in Yiddish I know!!!!)

HAPPY PURIM TO CHANA

From Didi

HAPPY PURIM

WISHING YOU ALL A HAPPY PURIM

I wish you all a very Happy Purim

Je vous souhaite toutes (however u spell it) une trés bonne pourim

From Tammy

mercredi 28 février 2007

salut tt le monde

chani a deja commencee la netoyage de pesa'h

chani adore les ordinateurs!

Ma Fille Mushka s'amuse avec les magazines

lundi 26 février 2007

en quoi tu te deguise pour purim?

ecris ton nom et en quoi tu va te deguiser????

CHANA CHOOSE YOUR CAR

the old banger?

the one from the 1970s?

the Mercedes?

or the Jaguar

First of all mazal Tov on passing your driving test

Now time to choose the car you want?

Which will it be???? In any case I want to be the first one to "chauffeured" in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mazel Tov Chana for passing your driving test. I love you so much. Love Didi (Tammy's brother)

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is...TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE: All right.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-LTEACHER: No, that's wrong.GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME ."

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A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments. The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our schul's custom during the reading of the Ten Commandments?" "Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz. "Yesterday we read the Ten Commandments. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down... " "That," said the old man, "is our custom."

Beth Rivkah Yerres - France

lundi 5 mars 2007

Some photos of Purim on the streets of London

Purim Competition

Quelques fotos de purim a Crown Heights

dimanche 4 mars 2007

Pourim en Mexique

jeudi 1 mars 2007

HAPPY PURIM

HAPPY PURIM

mercredi 28 février 2007

salut tt le monde

lundi 26 février 2007

en quoi tu te deguise pour purim?

CHANA CHOOSE YOUR CAR

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